They are commonly known as defence technologies not researching methods of slaughter.

Lesson 6. Informing the aeronautics graduates that their degree ceremony traditionally involves them doing a formation ‘flypast’ on the grass outside the Vice Chancellor’s office is not considered to be an appropriate activity for a member of staff.

Lesson 5: NEVER EVER refer to medical doctors as 'real' doctors.

Lesson 4: You can only ask medical doctors for a second opinion.

Lesson 3: Changing the word "indoctrination" to "brainwashing" doesn't aid clarity nor is it helpful.

Lesson 2: It's lecturing NOT indoctrination. (for example)

Lesson 1. Today I learnt not to confuse an Emurites Professor with an Emirates Professor. Additionally that any suggestion of academic bias due to sponsorship of a professorship by an airline is not considered to be amusing.