Tuesday, April 25, 2006

We support your stance on the 'Make Poverty History' campaign you appear to be running. However we would appreciate if the posters you have been displaying did not carry the added slogans
' Become a lecturer - making poverty history since 1912' , and
' Make Poverty History - Work for a University'
Thank you.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Faculty Board Meeting

Minutes

April 2006

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Item 16 Any other business

Platothefish requested that it be formally minuted that the faculty's Plagiarism Policy appears to be remarkably similar to three other faculties within the university. Further that a search on google has disclosed policies with almost exactly the same wording from a number of other universities.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

"The idea of a pool car scheme is we believe a good idea. Entering the Vice-chancellors, the Deputy Vice chancellors and the Pro Vice chancellors private cars onto the database without their consent has however caused some embarrassment."

Saturday, April 01, 2006


"Following the recent decision to reduce the size of a few departments due to falling student numbers it has come to light that certain 'jibes' are circulating. Some of the members of the Faculty of English have specifically requested that they should not be referred to as 'The Department of Homeland Obscurity'. "