I know that your expertise is Ambiguity but would you mind putting the campus out of it's misery. Why were 70-80 students all dressed in black suits masks and red capes marching as a military body through the campus to your lecture room this morning? Also I thought that you had 35 students. You now appear to be teaching at least double that. What's going on?
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I doubt I can put the campus out of it's misery. That would likely take copious quantities of barbiturates or some other such overdose.
As for the student numbers I hadn't noticed. I will endevour to look up next time I teach and count them.